Dear Mr. Trump,
How dare you compare your supposed popularity with the destruction of the Twin Towers on 911? It makes me physically ill to recognize that the chief executive of this great country is a babyish, narcissistic dunderhead. We know that you wanted the presidency only to satisfy your lustful ego, but could you have possibly been more sensitive to the thousands of people who died on 911 and their families? To liken your notoriety to that sad day in our history is just one further example – no more examples were needed – of your smallness. True enough, though: you and 911 were great disasters in our country’s story.
History will certainly judge you as the worst president of the United States, bar none, but by your behavior you consistently show yourself to be the pettiest and meanest as well.
Very truly yours,
Bruce J. Berger