Dear Mr. Trump,
I see that your staff “forgot” to book you a room for the G-20 summit. What a shame! How could the people you hire be so callous? Although I realize that the summit is in Hamburg, not Vienna, do you think this could be a Freudian slip?
Or, do you think Hillary was behind it all? You know, those emails?
Seriously, though, you’re doing a bit better. I saw that you reluctantly shook Angela Merkel’s hand when she offered it, and you managed to get off-camera before taking the Purell bottle from one of your aides. You’re learning diplomacy!
Best of luck, sir, on the rest of your trip.
Very truly yours,
Bruce J. Berger