Monthly Archives: January 2018

Dear Mr. Trump, I ignored your speech last night, Sir, not wanting to hear your lies with my own ears, not wanting even to look at you, because, when I do, I see only the person who wants to make … Continue reading →

I write letters to our country’s enemy, Trying to charm my friends with humor. I stalk the ether of the Internet With contempt for the liars and hypocrites And pour all I have into sarcasm.   I never wrote more … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, I hear, Sir, that our government has spent $24 million to install new, larger refrigerators and freezers on Air Force One. I also read in the Washington Post that these will accommodate 3,000 meals. Now, really, I … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, I hear that Robert Mueller needs to talk to you as part of his investigation. As you know, he is a Republican of the highest moral character, well-respected by the people who know him and have worked … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, The long, painful, exasperating, terrifying first year of your presidency has come to an end. You’ve denigrated our country’s standing in the world, brought us to the brink of a nuclear war, antagonized our enemies and friends, … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, I think it’s deplorable that so much is being made of your affair with that porn star. That alleged affair, I mean. Who would believe that you could possibly be unfaithful to your wife? Heh, heh. I … Continue reading →

Jan. 15, 2018 Dear Mr. Trump, I’m not surprised that you’ve got other Republicans – Sens. Cotton and Perdue – lying on your behalf. It’s laughable that you deny saying what you obviously said. Why would Senator Durbin make that … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, So much has been written already about your racial slurs – calling Haiti, El Salvador, and African nations “shithole countries” – that I almost hesitate to add to the maelstrom of disgusted response. But keeping silent is … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, I hear you don’t read, not even a page of material. Yet, I think you could pull yourself together to enjoy the following poem. It’s in your honor, Sir, written way before the 2016 election. I’d love … Continue reading →

See p. 11 of the attached, in Poetica Magazine’s Mizmor L’David Anthology: http://www.poeticamagazine.com/2017%20Mizmor%20L’David%20Anthology%20-.pdf