Monthly Archives: July 2019

Dear Mr. Trump, Stop lying. It’s really getting rather boring and old, ya know? Mr. Mueller said that Russian interference in our election was not a hoax, as you continually claim, so, for once, stop lying. Mr. Mueller told us … Continue reading →

Dear 45, Your number’s up. From here on, it’s downhill for you, downhill to the bottom where you rightfully belong. What number? 45, of course! It’s provable by simple math. Let’s do the math together, Sir! There are nine investigations … Continue reading →

Dear Racist-In-Chief, We have known all along that you are a racist, ever since you and your father refused to rent to blacks until you were forced to. Ever since you lied about President Obama’s birthplace. Ever since you praised … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, I know that you say you’ve had a falling out with Jeffrey Epstein, but what does your prior friendship about him say about your character? According to the New York Times, you and he were the only … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, One of the biggest lies you’ve ever told the American people is that you’re going to create a wonderful health care system to replace the Affordable Care Act (ACA). Sadly, you’ve gotten some people to believe these … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Trump, Or should I call you Hater-in-Chief? Those horrifying images of two dead would-be immigrants send the exact message you want, despite your protestations. Your message: If you come to this country when I don’t want you here, … Continue reading →